CLOUD CITY T/S XXXL

You scoundrel, you'll like this because it's a T-shirt. There aren't enough T-shirts in your life.  And this one looks absolutely beautiful.  It truly belongs here among the clouds.
Don't be taken for any half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.  Your fashion destiny lies with us, shirt-buyer.
Call us laser-brains, if you will, but we think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous shirt like this out of your sight.